Wealthy Auntie is again! Did you miss me? I’ve been spending some high quality time being my finest self. And one of many best methods to glow up? Reconnecting with childhood pleasure. So when Disney Cruise Line invited me on board for the christening of its latest ship, the Disney Future — with its “Heroes and Villains” theme – I tapped into embarkation mode, instantly.

I’ll be sincere: I’ve by no means sailed on DCL earlier than. I all the time assumed you wanted your individual youngsters to “do Disney proper.” However the gleaming statue of T’Challa, the Black Panther, standing on the base of the grand staircase, instructed me in any other case. It stands as a celebration and tribute to one of many biggest Marvel/Disney heroes of our time and the actual king who introduced him to life, the late Chadwick Boseman. The reverence within the room was actual; I used to be about to partake in one thing nice.
“The Black Panther is taking everyone on this ship on a improbable voyage, and that’s an acronym for pleasure, unity and leaving the stress of the world behind,” declared Yolanda Cade, vice chairman of Communications and Public Affairs for Disney Signature Experiences.
Paved the way.
Hanging With Your Heroes

It’s laborious to be grumpy on a ship the place you may get a hug from Bruno from Encanto, be taught to wayfind with Moana and watch Sew signal autographs just like the alien rockstar he’s. Interacting with Disney’s most imaginative characters is star-gazing on the subsequent stage. As a life-long Disney Princess stan, I’m all the time prepared for a meet-and-greet with Princess Tiana. However as a result of Disney Future provides equal like to its villains, I additionally discovered myself spending high quality time with The Princess and the Frog‘s Dr. Facilier in his secretive speakeasy. And no, I’m not telling you what goes on behind that closed, no-cameras-allowed door.

This Auntie loves a little bit of theater, so I used to be all about seeing ship-friendly variations of Frozen and Hercules. The latter stars Corey J. Bradford within the title function, and let’s simply say, he’s obtained the muscular tissues for it. It’s not simply the viewers that’s uplifted with this culturally various, gospel-infused, hand-clapping and toe-stomping expertise, “We on stage really feel that too,” Bradford declared.
Eating With Pleasure

Eating on the Disney Future isn’t simply consuming; it’s an expertise. I examined my multiverse data within the Worlds of Marvel eating room (tip: sit with somebody who actually is aware of the MCU deep cuts). I joined the pack at Pleasure Lands: Feast of the Lion King, a restaurant that serves a feast match for a king as an ensemble performs a condensed model of The Lion King and Simba’s ascent to the throne, instructed by means of African drumming, spoken phrase and dance.

The place these venues are locations for the entire fam to take pleasure in, Palo Steakhouse is for the grown, grown. At this adults-only specialty eating choice for brunch, my charming Italian waiter cooed, “Attempt every part.” And we did, from the antipasti and zabaglione proper right down to the complimentary glass of prosecco.
Proper subsequent door sits Enchanté, Future’s upscale French restaurant, the place the vibes are ethereal and romantic. And in between is The Rose, a comfy Magnificence and the Beast-inspired cocktail lounge for pre- or post-dinner cocktails.

Talking of cocktails? The toughest resolution, apart from selecting the drink itself, is the place to get one: In De Vil’s, with black, white and pink Cruella decor? The pirate-laden Cask and Canon, the spooky Haunted Parlor Mansion, or the mystic Physician Unusual environment of The Sanctum, the place stay music rocks the night time away? You already know Wealthy Auntie’s reply: “Sure, all please!”
Thriller and Upkeep

With all of the imbibing, Wealthy Auntie needed to log a couple of miles. The Disney Future includes a well-equipped health middle full with a schedule of free and paid health courses. Senses Spa is true across the nook, providing a full menu of massages, facials and different soothing therapies. For hair and nails, cease by the Untangled Salon on deck 4. After which there’s Quiet Cove, an adults-only pool and lounge space away from little ones. However it’s actually not wanted, since Future has in depth kids-only recreation areas. Dad and mom stored telling me they couldn’t get their youngsters to go away.

So sure, this Wealthy Auntie can be again on Disney Future — possibly with my nephews subsequent time. However I do know now it’s good for an adults-only, big-kid-at-heart journey.