After all Dave Chappelle would handle to get a cackle out of the group referencing the seemingly horrifying “freak off” intercourse events prosecutors declare have been held by rap mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs. Earlier than you begin guessing, no Chappelle wasn’t there. Nevertheless, he had quite a bit to say upon his absence.
Chappelle’s newest look on Saturday Evening Stay featured a stand-up phase together with jokes about every part from the Los Angeles fires to none aside from Mr. Combs. The comic began off saying he by no means noticed something like Combs’ case.
“They received this man in a RICO case… by himself!” Chappelle mentioned.
The rapper is dealing with federal costs of racketeering conspiracy, intercourse trafficking and interesting in interstate transportation for prostitution.
The allegations in opposition to Combs embrace sexual abuse, bodily abuse, bribery and varied drug offenses. Essentially the most notable claims stem from his so-called “freak off” intercourse events, the place prosecutors allege ladies and men have been drugged and compelled to carry out sexual acts at Combs’ pleasure. He was additionally accused of utilizing video footage to blackmail the victims into compliance.
To the purpose of these alleged controversial intercourse events, Chappelle mentioned a couple of of his mates requested if he knew something about them or had been to 1. “Nah, man,” Chappelle mentioned he’d reply.
Nevertheless, he made a hilarious remark about seemingly realizing individuals who have been allegedly on the freak offs whereas not being current himself.
“And I considered it for a minute and I mentioned, ‘Oh my God… I’m ugly. Boy, that’s a troublesome method to discover out,” he mentioned. “Are you able to think about should you have been me studying a newspaper and came upon everybody in Hollywood had an orgy behind your again? Like none of y’all referred to as me.”
Chappelle went on to say he was in the end glad he by no means received invited to take part within the alleged intercourse events due to the loopy tales that got here of it – considered one of them being about an unsuspecting actor.
“Some man who mentioned he knew Puffy was like, ‘Yeah, man. I used to be on the freak off one time and I went into the again room and Puff was in there with Carl Winslow, the dad from ‘Household Issues,’” Chappelle mentioned.
“Yeah, it feels good to make one other man do your bidding,” Combs mentioned, based on Chappelle’s joke.
The comic then went on to say it was in all probability helpful that he didn’t get invited as a result of by learning his face you’ll be able to inform he has “snitch power.” He additionally made a child oil joke in fact, referencing the 1000’s of bottles of physique oil federal brokers say they found upon raiding Combs’ dwelling.
“However should you’re 55 and you bought a thousand bottles of child oil in the home, clearly you ‘can’t cease, gained’t cease.’ You’re dedicated to the approach to life,” Chappelle mentioned. “He simply used the mistaken lube. I feel if he used Crisco, he would have gotten away with it.”
Although many jokes have been cracked concerning the case, Combs faces some critical penalties if a federal jury finds him responsible. As of now, Combs has pleaded not responsible, and was denied bail thrice. His trial is scheduled for Could 2025.