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I’m petty.
I hate this about myself. If I’m being sincere, I really like watching these movies the place individuals go to pay parking tickets in pennies, or Steph Curry hitting the “Night time Night time” transfer after placing a crew to mattress.
I do know this about myself, and I’ve requested God for forgiveness. He’s engaged on me.
However when a fascist regime takes workplace and permits a looney billionaire to take over the presidency, effectively, the petty simply leaps out of me.
By some means, someway, cyber geniuses discovered a method to make an AI video of President Trump kissing Elon Musk’s ft after which hacked the televisions on the Division of Housing and City Improvement (HUD) and broadcast the transferring, vomit-inducing photographs all around the company’s headquarters.
Vox journalist Rachel Cohen, was the primary to report on the incident when the video of Trump kissing Elon’s ft was blasted over a cafeteria TV with the phrases: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”
The New York Submit experiences that everybody from “Congressional Democrats,” to “lefty pundits” have known as the absentee child daddy billionaire ‘President Musk” as a result of for some motive he’s “…all up within the movies, all on the data, dancin’…”
“‘Not all heroes put on capes,’ Democrats on the Home Monetary Companies Committee cheered on X in response to the video,” the Submit experiences.
There was no phrase from anybody at HUD on whether or not or not somebody yelled, “They out right here kissing ft in racial chat rooms!” when the staff of the home that Ben Carson as soon as ran noticed the disturbing photographs.
It’s unclear what the hell Musk — who has not been confirmed by Congress and has not been requested to recuse his a number of enterprise pursuits that embody Tesla and SpaceX — is even doing within the White Home, but and nonetheless, there he’s. He’s overseeing some fictional division named Division Of Authorities Effectivity (DOGE) and has mainly been taking a flamethrower to the federal authorities.
As I’ve written beforehand, in a chunk aptly titled, “Elon Musk: Whose Mans Is This?,” the White Home claims that Musk doesn’t run the Wizard of Oz program that they created only for him to run, and so they don’t know why all of the keys on his store-bought lanyard give him entry to the entire federal buildings.
However one factor is for positive and two issues are for sure: Trump is pissed that photographs of him kissing Musk’s ft have made it to Rihianna’s web as we all know that Trump’s narcissism doesn’t have him enjoying second fiddle. The actual query is what does Musk have on Trump that enables him to be this near the button whereas Trump simply takes it?
In the meantime, again at HUD, nobody was pleased with the submissive foot-worshiping prank video, or not less than they couldn’t say so on the report.
“One other waste of taxpayer {dollars} and assets,” HUD spokeswoman Kasey Lovett instructed the Submit in regards to the petty foot video prank. “Acceptable motion will probably be taken for all concerned.”
*cough* Kasey Lovett is a buzzkill *cough*
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