Look, man…
2025 has already been a wild 12 months, which all of us knew it could be the day President Donald Trump was elected to the White Home for a second time, however amid all of the chaos, I nonetheless didn’t have R .Kelly‘s legal professional asking Trump to free the disgraced King of R&B from jail to avoid wasting him from a white supremacist homicide plot on by 2025 Bingo card.
Based on USA Right now, attorneys for Kelly, who’s serving a 30-year sentence in a North Carolina jail for racketeering and intercourse trafficking, are claiming the federal authorities is colluding with the Aryan Brotherhood to homicide the “I Imagine I Can Fly” (however can I fly the coop?) singer as a result of Kelly is threatening to reveal prosecutorial corruption throughout his case.
“Federal officers have solicited the homicide of R. Kelly as a result of he intends to reveal the corruption underlying his federal prosecutions. We now have filed our movement to make it possible for they fail,” Kelly’s legal professional, Beau B Brindley, wrote in a press release on Wednesday. “The one factor that may shield Mr. Kelly behind the jail partitions now could be the truth that now the world is watching. And we are going to name on the courts and President Trump to assist put an finish to the corruption that now threatens Mr. Kelly’s life.”
From USA Right now:
Kelly’s crew offered a sworn assertion from an inmate named Mikeal Stine, saying the officers supplied to launch him amid his terminal sickness in trade for Kelly’s homicide. Stine, a pacesetter of the Aryan Brotherhood, alleged he was beforehand directed to order beatings and killings by a jail official who additionally ordered the killing of Kelly. Stine stated he was transferred in March to the Federal Correctional Institute facility in Butner, North Carolina – the place Kelly is being held – and positioned in the identical unit.
As soon as Stine carried out the killing, he claimed officers stated he can be allowed to flee the power and although he’d be charged with homicide, proof can be mishandled, leading to no conviction.
Nevertheless, based on Stine’s declaration, he had a change of coronary heart and informed Kelly concerning the plot. Kelly’s attorneys additionally declare that in June, a second inmate with the Aryan Brotherhood was directed to kill each Stine and Kelly.
OK, so, just a few issues…
First, is that this actual life or Tyler Perry’s subsequent film script?
Secondly — *heavy sigh* — the “Invoice Cosby was making an attempt to purchase NBC” crowd is about to have a subject day with this one. (I used to be going to make an “R. Kelly was making an attempt to purchase Nickelodeon” joke, however I’ma keep stylish.) There are already sufficient followers of predatory Black males pretending that these millionaire entertainers who’ve by no means busted a revolutionary grape all through their careers are getting the Malcolm X therapy from “the powers that be.” (I used to be incorrect. It’s worse than a Tyler Perry plot — it’s a Dr. Umar Johnson documentary.)
Lastly — and I hesitate to supply any authorized recommendation that may assist the Pied Predator evade justice, however — this simply looks as if poor technique. I imply, Kelly’s attorneys expect Trump to avoid wasting him from white supremacists. Don’t they know, so far as the MAGA messiah is anxious, white supremacists are the homies? I imply, Brindley thinks interesting to Trump will get his consumer out of lockup. I believe it’s not less than barely extra possible Trump will reply by telling the Brotherhood, “Stand again and stand by, however I’ll at all times struggle on your Second Modification proper to bear shivs.“
Until Kelly comes out of the closet he was trapped in as a white Afrikaner from South Africa, my cash is on his little “fleeing from sure dying” plea is more likely to fall on deaf ears.
Brindley was higher off claiming Kelly was at risk of being murdered by incarcerated Black Lives Matter protesters who have been making an attempt to stop him from exposing a large “unlawful DEI” operation within the jail system.
R. Kelly is dealing with a homicide plot by unlawful MS-13 immigrants who’re making an attempt to kill him earlier than he writes a letter to the White Home, asking, “Ain’t they speculated to be in El Salvador?” That’s the form of story that may get you aboard the Jan. 6 Pardon Practice. Coming at Trump with a plea to flee white supremacists is simply going to trigger the president to “very effective folks on either side” Kelly to dying.
Really, Brindley isn’t looking for a pardon for his consumer. He stated Kelly’s authorized crew isn’t looking for clemency however extra so “a dialog with the president.”
“That is exactly the sort [of] prosecutorial corruption that President [Donald] Trump has vowed to eradicate,” he stated. “We imagine [Trump] is the one one with each the facility and the braveness to do it. And we are going to absolutely search no matter assist he can present us on this struggle.”
Hell, possibly I’m incorrect. Perhaps Kelly’s authorized crew can pull off the hat trick in spite of everything. I imply, Trump does have a historical past of sexual assault allegations, together with the case he was discovered responsible for, that rattling close to rivals that of the 12 Play artist. They’re just about two peas in a predator pod.
All I do know is, if Trump will get Kelly out of jail and locations him on home arrest or one thing comparable — the Step In The Title of MAGA album goes to be wild.
I hate it right here.
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