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As somebody who spends a very good period of time masking politics, I’ve had a tough time making an attempt to put Elon Musk into the human distress and degradation administration at the moment often called the Trump White Home.
Because it stands, he’s the richest man on the planet and he doesn’t appear to have a job. NewsOne senior editor Bilal Morris famous that he was giving “Tommy vibes,” which suggests I’m ready for somebody contained in the Trump White Home to yell out, “You ain’t bought no job, Elon?!”
However I’ve at all times felt that Elon was extra SCRUBS than Tommy; he’s the buster “hanging out the passenger aspect of his greatest good friend’s experience” making an attempt to holler at America. Did you not see the Oval Workplace press convention the place his son actually advised the President of the US to pipe down?
Up till now, we’ve been advised that he’s the pinnacle of some fictional division that appears to have presidential authority to take over federal buildings and eradicate everybody that’s working there. And did I point out that he’s by no means been vetted by Congress and even given an workplace federal authorities lanyard? And but nobody appears to have the ability to cease him. I’ve been ready for the geriatric model of the congressional Avengers to type and take down South African Thanos, however because it stands, all of them appear to be defenseless to his gathering for the federal info stones. (And greatest imagine that I’ve been checking my credit score report every day as a result of I don’t imagine Musk to be above opening a line of credit score at Greatest Purchase utilizing my title.)
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And now, as if issues weren’t complicated sufficient, The White Home has come out to say that Elon Musk “doesn’t run, and even work for, the Division of Authorities Effectivity (DOGE),” Mediaite studies.
“In a authorized submitting late Monday, Joshua Fisher — the director of the White Home’s Workplace of Administration — said in an affidavit that Musk is ‘not an worker of the U.S. DOGE Service or the U.S. DOGE Service momentary group,’” the information website notes.
“Mr. Musk is an worker of the White Home workplace,” Fisher wrote. “He holds that place as a non-career Particular Authorities Worker (“SGE”). In that job, Mr. Musk is a Senior Advisor to the President.”
Fisher added, “In his function as Senior Advisor to the President, Mr. Musk has no better authority than different Senior White Home Advisors. Like different Senior White Home Advisors, Mr. Musk has no precise or formal authority to make authorities choices.”
That is like studying that Scooby Doo was actually part of the investigative department of Thriller Inc. however merely labored in an advisory function. That is the equal of discovering out that Inspectah Deck wasn’t a full-fledged member of the Wu-Tang Clan however was, in actual fact, a mentor to the crew. Let me discover out that Musk was by no means actually a Future Youngster and that it was higher for him to “go house than not have baggage.”
Severely, whose mans is that this? This man has been out repping DOGE-lyfe and throwing up Nazi gang indicators since Trump was elected and now they aren’t claiming him? One thing tells me that “one thing is rotten within the state of Denmark.”
Both the Trump administration has discovered that Elon Musk’s place as an unvetted murderer for the Trump administration is extremely unlawful, or they’re making an attempt to section him out. Both approach, this works for America as Musk’s makes an attempt to create a South African-like apartheid state within the U.S. have hopefully been stomped out some weeks after it bought began.
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